KEITH: Are we start going to church or are you addressing the junior league?
VERONICA: Bland is the new hot.
KEITH: Is it possible your boyfriend’s financial problems are just his champagne wishes and caviar dreams biting him on the ass?
VERONICA: One solid-gold foosball table and a couple of man servants and suddenly he’s spendy… Umm, did you trip and fall onto sandalwood, musk, and a hint of spicy citrus or is that cologne?
KEITH: It’s aftershave. I’m going to traffic court.
VERONICA: Sexy traffic court?
KEITH: Hmm. Nice shoes. You change your major to Women’s Studies?
VERONICA: Ha! Yuck it up, fancy pants.